Tuesday, September 02, 2003

It's All About Me

"I am the silver convertible known as BMW Z4"
"People call me Jaguar"
"I'm the classic red Mercedes"
"I am called Lincoln Navigator"
"They call me Ferrari!"

(In unison) "We are the charter members of the 'Make-A-Lane Foundation'."

- We believe in making a driving lane where there is none.
- Forging our own path through the cities of America.
- Pushing other, lesser vehicles out of the way. Who cares
  about oncoming traffic or that delivery truck up ahead.

It is our right and privilege to disregard your puny economical box because the roads belong to those of us with good breeding and pricey accoutrements - that is to say, "It's all about ME!"

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