Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Santa's Wallet

He: I wonder where Santa gets all that money for Christmas gifts?
Me: Oh, Santa-man's got a debit card. The sky's the limit!
He: Who funds the accounts? What bank issues the card?
Me: Questions, questions my boy. Don't you know that Santa's deep pockets are filled with cash funneled from a secret international cabal? The money is laundered through the World Bank.
He: Ok. I see your point. Santa is a global kind of guy.
Me: Exactly!

posted by La Cabeza Grande @ 5:21 PM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home