Van HelSnore
I was good and ready for a thrill-ride of a movie!I even left work early to catch "Van Helsing" on opening day. Frankenstein, the Werewolf, and Count Dracula rolled into one flick with Hugh Jackman in leather as the cherry on top. Was I disappointed!
Overblown production, tedious dialog, and boring stretches of nothing in particular litter the landscape of this waste of 2 hours and 24 minutes. The humor is borrowed and the romantic sub-plot is weak - hell, it barely had a pulse. And boy, did I get sick of seeing Kate Beckinsale prance around in her high-heel boots and studded leather bustier. The best part was the surprising humanism with which Frankenstein's monster is portrayed.
My advice? Save your money for the Streetwise vendor. At least he'll put it to some use.
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1 Comments:
I was great to see Kate in boots. I think you're just
jealous not be able to wear such nice boots.
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