Naked Lunch
It was the size of a school bus. Or that's what Polk County, Florida deputies reported as the size of the alligator noshing on the arm of a naked man who'd wandered into the creature's muddy swamp.Forty-five-year-old Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon after 4 deputies rescued him from the massive jaws of the 12-foot beast.
Why did Apgar end up naked, in the middle of a lake, half-way down an alligator's gullet? I mean, was he smoking crack? Apparently, yes. Yes, he was.
- From the Miami Herald
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