Monday, February 13, 2006

The Mechanical Contrivium Says...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen!

  1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.
  2. Never store Karen at room temperature.
  3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.
  4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.
  5. The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com.
  6. Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.
  10. Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.
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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Rest Stop

Shoe Shine From HelloChicago.com 1941

I got my shoes shined.

Sat back. Read the paper. Chilled.

A real spit-shine trance.