The Odd Shit Collection - Volume I
There has been a long-held belief that the size of a man's one-eyed appendage is somehow related to the size of hands, nose, or feet. The Shoe Size to Penis Size Conversion Charts offer fuel to the fire of that rumor. I'm sure some enterprising soul with shrink it down to a wallet sized card for easy reference during those critical minutes a suitable mate evaluation.After all that field research, you might be a little thirsty. Well, how about an ice-cold bottle of He-brew: The Chosen Beers, brought to you by the fine folks at Schmatlz. At first I thought this was a spoof, but no, it is very real and apparently available at a number of larger liquor store outlets. There's Jewbelation (extreme High Holiday beer), Messiah Bold (the beer you've been waiting for) and Genesis Ale (their first creation).
OK. So you've knocked back a few pints and fail to notice the black-clad shadowy creatures tailing you as you make your way out of your favorite pub. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, you're dive bombed and run for cover. This is no joke to a small town in the UK, where the crows are out for blood - or at least a few locks of your hair!
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